A 57-year-old guy named Jack Means in Collier County, Florida called 911 on Monday night to report that his neighbors were fighting and yelling.
Two cops came out and found the neighbors were totally silent. And that’s when Jack admitted what the REAL emergency was: His girlfriend wouldn’t get him more vodka.
See, he was drinking and he ran out of vodka . . . and she wouldn’t even run to the store to buy him more. Why is he even WITH her, right?
Anyway, he was arrested for misusing 911. (Here’s his mugshot.)
