In Other News: A Wannabe Cop Joined a…

A couple in Clearwater, Florida called 911 last Wednesday after their car got stolen.  And they wanted the cops to treat it seriously . . . so they lied and claimed their three-year-old SON was…

In Other News: A Guy Finds a Hitman…

If I ever try to hire a hitman, I'll PROBABLY avoid one who sounds like a rejected "Sesame Street" character. 48-year-old Gregory Rouzer is in prison in Indiana County, Pennsylvania, and he and his 54-year-old…