An 18-year-old near Cincinnati named Alexsandra Conley called the cops on Saturday, and said she was on her way to work when a guy dressed as a clown ran up and attacked her with a KNIFE.
She said he was in full clown regalia, with a red wig, white make-up . . . and a TEARDROP on his left cheek. And he jumped over a fence, waved a knife in the air, and slashed her thumb.
So cops and paramedics showed up . . . but apparently the cut wasn’t very deep. And the girl was pretty calm about the whole thing, which seemed weird for someone who’d just been slashed by a crazy clown.
So the cops started pressing her for more details, and she eventually admitted she made the whole thing up . . . because she was running late for her job at McDonald’s, and didn’t want to get fired.
There’s no word on whether or not she still has a job. But now she’s facing charges for filing a false police report.
There’s actually ANOTHER clown story in the news right now too. A 13-year-old girl in Virginia recently reached out to someone posing as a clown on social media . . . and tried to hire them as a HITMAN to kill her teacher.
