A guy in his mid 20s was at a Mexican restaurant in New York City earlier this month, and he asked for ketchup.

But the manager told him that they didn’t HAVE ketchup. Since, you know, it’s a Mexican restaurant.

And the guy got SO angry that he said, quote, “I’m going to kill everybody.” Poor choice of words these days, what with terrorism, random shootings, and just general insanity.

Then the manager said she was calling the cops, so the guy ran out.

The cops are still trying to track him down.

(DNA Info)