LONDON – The zombie apocalypse is real, and happening every single day . . . RIGHT when you’re in the middle of your commute.
According to a new survey, the average person wakes up at 6:30 A.M. . . . leaves their house at 7:23 . . . finally feels ready to interact with other human beings at 8:40 . . . and isn’t fully with it until 9:40.
That’s right . . . most of us say we feel like a ZOMBIE for the first few hours of the day. And we hit our peak productivity at 11:22 A.M.
The survey also found that 60% of people go through their commutes so mindlessly that they don’t even REMEMBER it.
And 54% find themselves sitting at work with a glazed look on their face in the morning.
