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In Other News: A Man Tries to Rob an MMA Studio and It Goes About as Well as You’d Expect

In Other News: A Man Tries to Rob an MMA Studio and It Goes About as Well as You’d Expect

| September 3, 2017 | 0 Comments

A guy walked into an MMA STUDIO in Burbank, California on Tuesday night, pulled out a gun, and demanded money. So an MMA instructor named Jacobe Powell walked up to the guy, knocked the gun out of his hand, roughed him up a little, and pinned him down until the cops arrived. The cops arrested […]

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In Other News: Cheetos Are the Most Popular Chips in the Country . . . Here’s the Top 10

In Other News: Cheetos Are the Most Popular Chips in the Country . . . Here’s the Top 10

| September 3, 2017 | 0 Comments

If you’re going to a Labor Day barbecue this weekend and they asked you to bring chips . . . first of all, great draw, you could’ve gotten something WAY more expensive.  And second of all . . . here’s what you should bring. Ranker asked people to name their favorite chips and after almost […]

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In Other News: Two Guys Rob a Bar While the Police Are Holding a Party There

In Other News: Two Guys Rob a Bar While the Police Are Holding a Party There

| September 3, 2017 | 0 Comments

A 21-year-old guy named Joseph McInnis and a 22-year-old guy named Tyree McCoy busted into a bar in Woodlawn, Maryland on Tuesday night and demanded all the cash in the register. There was just one problem:  The bar was PACKED with cops who were there for a retirement party. So a few of the cops […]

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In Other News: 54% of People Don’t Like Answering Their Doorbell Anymore

In Other News: 54% of People Don’t Like Answering Their Doorbell Anymore

| August 30, 2017 | 0 Comments

If you’re not expecting a delivery or friends, there’s really no reason to answer your doorbell, right?  As I see it, it’s just someone trying to sell you something, borrow something, or just generally bother you. And apparently I’m not alone in my desire to avoid random moments of human contact.  Because according to a […]

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In Other News: A Woman Calls 911 to Complain About the Quality of the Meth She Bought

In Other News: A Woman Calls 911 to Complain About the Quality of the Meth She Bought

| August 30, 2017 | 0 Comments

You know, it’s almost as if someone high on meth might not make smart decisions. A 33-year-old woman named Margery Ann Dayrider from Great Falls, Montana called 911 on Friday.  And the reason was . . . she’d just done some BAD METH and she wanted to complain. She said it left a, quote, “bad […]

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In Other News: You Can Get an $11,000 Fine If You Drink Your Own Booze on a Plane?

In Other News: You Can Get an $11,000 Fine If You Drink Your Own Booze on a Plane?

| August 30, 2017 | 0 Comments

The alcohol they sell on planes is overpriced, that’s a fact.  But it’s definitely cheaper than THIS:  If you bring booze onto a flight and you get caught drinking it, you could get a fine of up to $11,000. You’re actually allowed to bring the airplane-sized bottles of alcohol through TSA, but you can’t drink […]

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In Other News: There’s Going to be a Screening of “It” for Clowns Only

In Other News: There’s Going to be a Screening of “It” for Clowns Only

| August 27, 2017 | 0 Comments

The new movie version of STEPHEN KING’s “It” is already nightmare fuel for millions of Americans . . . and this could send them right over the edge. On Saturday, September 9th, the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin Texas is holding a special screening . . . for CLOWNS ONLY.  Before the movie, there will be face painting, raffles, a photo […]

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In Other News: Stupid Photo of the Day: A Woman Is Busted Smuggling Vodka Into a Racetrack Inside a Sandwich

In Other News: Stupid Photo of the Day: A Woman Is Busted Smuggling Vodka Into a Racetrack Inside a Sandwich

| August 27, 2017 | 0 Comments

Never underestimate people’s creativity when it comes to cheap ways to get drunk. There’s a photo going viral right now from a horse racing track in Nottinghamshire, England, where a woman tried to smuggle in a bottle of VODKA . . . by hiding it inside a giant sandwich. She got busted when a security […]

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In Other News: After the Eclipse, Emergency Rooms Treated People Who Put Sunscreen on Their Eyeballs

In Other News: After the Eclipse, Emergency Rooms Treated People Who Put Sunscreen on Their Eyeballs

| August 27, 2017 | 0 Comments

I guess some people were intelligent enough to pay attention to the warnings not to look at the eclipse without eye protection.  Unfortunately that’s where the intelligence ends . . . Because apparently, after the eclipse, some emergency rooms had to treat people who put SUNSCREEN on their EYEBALLS. The odds are they won’t wind […]

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In Other News: A Guy Finishes a Nine-Month Stint in Jail, Then Punches a Guard on His Way Out

In Other News: A Guy Finishes a Nine-Month Stint in Jail, Then Punches a Guard on His Way Out

| August 23, 2017 | 0 Comments

A 23-year-old guy in Connecticut named Marcus Colon was sentenced to nine months in jail for larceny last year. He stole a car.  And when cops tracked him down, they also found stuff in the car that he stole during a string of burglaries. Well, he did his time and was getting out this month.  But then […]

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