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In Other News: Stupid Photo of the Day: A Woman Is Busted Smuggling Vodka Into a Racetrack Inside a Sandwich

In Other News: Stupid Photo of the Day: A Woman Is Busted Smuggling Vodka Into a Racetrack Inside a Sandwich

| August 27, 2017 | 0 Comments

Never underestimate people’s creativity when it comes to cheap ways to get drunk. There’s a photo going viral right now from a horse racing track in Nottinghamshire, England, where a woman tried to smuggle in a bottle of VODKA . . . by hiding it inside a giant sandwich. She got busted when a security […]

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In Other News: After the Eclipse, Emergency Rooms Treated People Who Put Sunscreen on Their Eyeballs

In Other News: After the Eclipse, Emergency Rooms Treated People Who Put Sunscreen on Their Eyeballs

| August 27, 2017 | 0 Comments

I guess some people were intelligent enough to pay attention to the warnings not to look at the eclipse without eye protection.  Unfortunately that’s where the intelligence ends . . . Because apparently, after the eclipse, some emergency rooms had to treat people who put SUNSCREEN on their EYEBALLS. The odds are they won’t wind […]

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In Other News: A Guy Finishes a Nine-Month Stint in Jail, Then Punches a Guard on His Way Out

In Other News: A Guy Finishes a Nine-Month Stint in Jail, Then Punches a Guard on His Way Out

| August 23, 2017 | 0 Comments

A 23-year-old guy in Connecticut named Marcus Colon was sentenced to nine months in jail for larceny last year. He stole a car.  And when cops tracked him down, they also found stuff in the car that he stole during a string of burglaries. Well, he did his time and was getting out this month.  But then […]

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In Other News: Robbers Lose Everything They Stole When It Falls Out of Their Getaway Truck

In Other News: Robbers Lose Everything They Stole When It Falls Out of Their Getaway Truck

| August 21, 2017 | 0 Comments

A group of thieves broke into a department store in Laval, Quebec this weekend, and filled up over a dozen suitcases with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of perfume, jewelry, and beauty products. Then they threw the suitcases in the back of their truck and took off. Only . . . they forgot to […]

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In Other News: The Ten Rudest Things People Do at Restaurants

In Other News: The Ten Rudest Things People Do at Restaurants

| August 21, 2017 | 0 Comments

A new survey asked people:  What’s the RUDEST thing people do at restaurants?  And here are the top 10 responses . . . 1.  Snapping their fingers for the server. 2.  Being too loud and rowdy. 3.  Letting their kids watch loud videos on a phone. 4.  Blowing their nose into a napkin. 5.  Texting […]

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In Other News: A Guy Got a Noise Violation for Blasting the “Cops” Theme Song

In Other News: A Guy Got a Noise Violation for Blasting the “Cops” Theme Song

| August 21, 2017 | 0 Comments

21-year-old Daniel Czerpak threw a big house party in Shippensburg, Pennsylvania last Thursday.  (About 40 miles southwest of Harrisburg.)  And one of his neighbors called the police to complain about the noise. So an officer showed up . . . told him to turn down the music . . . and decided to let him off […]

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In Other News: A Study Finds the Foods That Make You Smell More Attractive to Women

In Other News: A Study Finds the Foods That Make You Smell More Attractive to Women

| August 15, 2017 | 0 Comments

A new study out of Australia found that men who eat fruits and vegetables smell better to women than men who eat a lot of processed or refined carbs. And since smell is a HUGE part of attraction, it’s a pretty good idea to make sure your body odor is as appealing as possible. (Food […]

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A Couple’s SUV Explodes When They’re Transporting a Grill . . . and the Woman Lights a Cigarette

A Couple’s SUV Explodes When They’re Transporting a Grill . . . and the Woman Lights a Cigarette

| August 15, 2017 | 0 Comments

A 39-year-old guy named Pierre Dadaille from Orlando, Florida, and his wife, Meguydeline Dessource, were driving in their Kia Sorento SUV on Sunday.  And they had a barbecue grill in the back with the propane tank attached . . . and turned on. But apparently Meguydeline couldn’t smell the gas, because she lit a cigarette. […]

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In Other News: A Guy Steals a Steamroller and Tries to Use It to Outrun the Cops . . . at Eight Miles-Per-Hour

In Other News: A Guy Steals a Steamroller and Tries to Use It to Outrun the Cops . . . at Eight Miles-Per-Hour

| August 15, 2017 | 0 Comments

  A 33-year-old guy named Travis Campbell from New Orleans stole a STEAMROLLER from a construction site where he used to work last week. The cops started chasing him, so Travis gunned the steamroller up to its top speed . . . eight miles-per-hour. Shockingly, the cops were able to catch up with him and […]

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In Other News: South Carolina Is Bracing For the Lizard Man to Come Out During the Solar Eclipse

In Other News: South Carolina Is Bracing For the Lizard Man to Come Out During the Solar Eclipse

| August 11, 2017 | 0 Comments

Earlier this week, the cops in Greenville, South Carolina felt the need to specifically ask people NOT to SHOOT BIGFOOT if they saw him.  And now, they’re focused on another potential monster. The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp is a half reptile-half man who’s believed to live in the swamps around Lee County, in northeast […]

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