In Other News: A Woman Calls 911 to Complain About the Quality of the Meth She Bought

| August 30, 2017

You know, it’s almost as if someone high on meth might not make smart decisions.

A 33-year-old woman named Margery Ann Dayrider from Great Falls, Montana called 911 on Friday.  And the reason was . . . she’d just done some BAD METH and she wanted to complain.

She said it left a, quote, “bad taste in her mouth” and she wanted some help.

So a cop went over to her place.  And Margery told him she does meth, quote, “three times a day, every day, and [has] never had this reaction before.”  Oh, and she still had some of the meth in her bra if they wanted to test it.

She handed it over . . . and the cops arrested her for felony narcotics possession.

(The Smoking Gun)

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