In Other News: No One Knows Why This Guy’s Face Is Covered in Gold Paint and Permanent Marker

| November 29, 2016


The cops in Mountain Home, Arkansas got a call on Thanksgiving night about a guy wandering around town who looked . . . um . . . unusual.

They found 36-year-old Luis Ramirez and the reports weren’t wrong. His entire face was covered in GOLD PAINT and someone had drawn all over it with permanent marker, giving him a soul patch, whiskers, and some random designs.

Luis was so drunk that he couldn’t explain how it happened . . . or, really, anything at all. The cops wound up taking him in for public intoxication.

(The Smoking Gun

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