The Newest Secret Starbucks Item Is Called “Baby Vomit”

| October 19, 2016

I thought the whole point of secret Starbucks items was they either taste good or look good in an Instagram photo. This newest drink doesn’t check either of those boxes.

Apparently the newest thing people are ordering is called “Baby Vomit.”

You start by ordering an iced green tea latte. Then you add all of the following things:

1. One pump each of all these syrups: sugar free vanilla, sugar free cinnamon dolce, pumpkin spice, sugar free mocha, and sugar free caramel syrup. And two pumps of sugar free hazelnut.

2. Coconut milk.

3. Six scoops of matcha powder, a scoop of light vanilla powder, a scoop of light cinnamon powder, and a scoop of light nutmeg powder.

4. Mocha drizzle, light caramel drizzle, and SALT on top.

5. And then finally some whipped cream and pumpkin topping.

And when it’s all done, you’ll probably spend around $15 on something that looks, smells, and TASTES like baby vomit. Enjoy.


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